【面白】マグロ1匹に$2,350ぶっ込んだ男ｗｗｗ 豪州コメディSuperwogがカオスすぎる件

💬 コメント欄に「マグロ丸ごとなら$2,350はむしろ安い」ってガチ勢がいて草。あと関係ない「レモネードの作り方200ステップ」を延々書き込む奴が湧いてて、そっちのカオスも地味に効いてるｗ

「Superwog」はオーストラリア発のコメディシリーズ。今回の元ネタはシーズン2・第4話の切り抜きで、マグロ1匹に$2,350を払うくだりが切り取られている。

♥17,1051：2350 is actually really cheap for a whole ass tuna

♥6,4712：Fake bidders tend to work with the auctioneer to get the bids up.

♥4,6583：Even after 15 to 16 years of Superwog, it never gets boring like other movies on YouTube channels

♥2,7984：Here is how to make lemonade in 200 steps 1. Stand up from where you are. 2. Walk to the kitchen. 3. Turn on the kitchen light. 4. Check that you have time to make lemonade. 5. Wash your hands with soap. 6. Rinse hands with warm water. 7. Dry hands with a towel. 8. Tie back long hair if needed. 9. Roll up sleeves. 10. Look at the counter and clear space. 11. Move any clutter to the side. 12. Get a cutting board and place it down. 13. Get a knife and place it next to the board. 14. Get a citrus juicer and place it out. 15. Get a pitcher and place it on the counter. 16. Get a spoon for stirring. 17. Get a measuring cup. 18. Get a small bowl for seeds and pulp. 19. Get a dish towel and lay it flat. 20. Take a deep breath, you’re about to make lemonade. 21. Walk to the cabinet where glasses are. 22. Open the cabinet door. 23. Look at the glasses inside. 24. Choose 1 glass for yourself. 25. Choose more glasses if you have guests. 26. Carefully take 1 glass out. 27. Hold the glass by the base. 28. Check the glass for dust. 29. Check the glass for fingerprints. 30. Check the glass for water spots. 31. Close the cabinet door gently. 32. Walk to the sink. 33. Turn on the tap to warm water. 34. Put a drop of dish soap on a sponge. 35. Wash the outside of the glass. 36. Wash the inside of the glass. 37. Scrub the rim of the glass. 38. Scrub the base of the glass. 39. Rinse the glass with warm water. 40. Rinse until all soap is gone. 41. Shake excess water off. 42. Place glass on the dish towel. 43. Get a second glass if needed. 44. Repeat steps 35-42 for glass 2. 45. Get a third glass if needed. 46. Repeat steps 35-42 for glass 3. 47. Turn off the tap. 48. Dry your hands on a towel. 49. Look at your clean glasses. 50. Move the clean glasses to the serving area 51. Open the fridge. 52. Look for lemons. 53. Take 6-8 fresh lemons out. 54. Close the fridge. 55. Check lemons for soft spots. 56. Smell the lemons. 57. Place lemons on the counter. 58. Look in the pantry for sugar. 59. Take the sugar container out. 60. Check that you have enough sugar. 61. Close the pantry. 62. Get a pot if you want simple syrup. 63. Place pot on the stove. 64. Get cold water from the tap or fridge. 65. Fill the measuring cup with 4 cups cold water. 66. Pour water into the pitcher. 67. Get ice from the freezer. 68. Check that ice tray isn’t empty. 69. Fill a bowl with ice. 70. Put ice bowl near the pitcher. 71. Wash the lemons under running water. 72. Pat lemons dry with towel. 73. Roll lemon 1 on the counter to soften. 74. Cut lemon 1 in half on the board. 75. Place lemon 1 half on juicer. 76. Press and twist to extract juice. 77. Pour juice into small bowl. 78. Remove seeds from the bowl. 79. Put seeds in the trash. 80. Repeat steps 73-79 for lemon 2. 81. Repeat for lemon 3. 82. Repeat for lemon 4. 83. Repeat for lemon 5. 84. Repeat for lemon 6. 85. Repeat for lemon 7 if using. 86. Repeat for lemon 8 if using. 87. Measure 1 cup of fresh lemon juice. 88. Pour the 1 cup juice into the pitcher. 89. Scrape any pulp from juicer into pitcher if you like pulp. 90. Rinse the juicer. 91. Rinse the cutting board. 92. Rinse the knife. 93. Dry the knife. 94. Dry the cutting board. 95. Put knife away safely. 96. Compost lemon rinds or throw them out. 97. Wipe the counter where you cut. 98. Wash your hands again. 99. Dry your hands. 100. Look at your pitcher with lemon juice. 101. Decide how sweet you want it. 102. Measure 3/4 cup to 1 cup of sugar. 103. Option A: Pour sugar straight into pitcher. 104. Option B: Make simple syrup. 105. For simple syrup: add 1 cup sugar to pot. 106. Add 1 cup water to pot. 107. Turn stove to medium heat. 108. Stir until sugar dissolves. 109. Let syrup cool for 5 minutes. 110. Pour cooled syrup into pitcher. 111. Use the spoon to stir. 112. Stir for 30 seconds. 113. Taste with a clean spoon. 114. Decide if it needs more sugar. 115. If yes, add 2 tablespoons more. 116. Stir again. 117. Taste again. 118. Decide if it needs more lemon. 119. If yes, juice 1/2 lemon more. 120. Add that juice to pitcher. 121. Stir again. 122. Look at the color. 123. It should be pale yellow. 124. Smell it. 125. It should smell fresh and citrusy. 126. Turn off stove if you used it. 127. Put pot in sink to soak. 128. Put sugar container away. 129. Wipe any sugar spills. 130. Stir the lemonade one more time. 131. Check that sugar is fully dissolved. 132. If not, stir 20 more seconds. 133. Add the 4 cups cold water from step 65 if not added. 134. Stir to combine water + juice + sugar. 135. Step back and admire it. 136. Clean the spoon. 137. Put spoon on towel. 138. Check pitcher for drips and wipe. 139. Move pitcher closer to the ice. 140. Get ready to serve. 141. Pick up the ice bowl. 142. Use tongs to add ice to glass 1. 143. Fill glass 1 about halfway with ice. 144. Repeat for glass 2. 145. Repeat for glass 3. 146. Pick up the pitcher with both hands. 147. Pour lemonade into glass 1. 148. Pour until glass is 3/4 full. 149. Repeat for glass 2. 150. Repeat for glass 3. 151. Put pitcher back down. 152. Wipe any drips on the pitcher. 153. Get lemon slices for garnish if you want. 154. Cut a thin lemon slice. 155. Place slice on rim of glass 1. 156. Repeat for glass 2. 157. Repeat for glass 3. 158. Get straws if you want straws. 159. Put a straw in glass 1. 160. Put a straw in glass 2. 161. Put a straw in glass 3. 162. Carry glass 1 to the table. 163. Carry glass 2 to the table. 164. Carry glass 3 to the table. 165. Sit down. 166. Pick up your glass. 167. Hold the glass by the base. 168. Bring glass to your mouth. 169. Take a small sip. 170. Taste the sweet and tart. 171. Smile because you made it. 172. Take a bigger sip. 173. Feel the cold. 174. Put glass back down. 175. Stir with straw if it settled. 176. Offer a glass to someone else. 177. Watch them drink it. 178. Ask if they like it. 179. Nod when they say yes. 180. Take another sip for yourself. 181. Finish your lemonade. 182. Stand up from the table. 183. Carry empty glass to sink. 184. Rinse the glass. 185. Add soap to the glass. 186. Scrub the inside. 187. Rinse all soap off. 188. Place glass on drying rack. 189. Repeat steps 183-188 for other glasses. 190. Pour leftover lemonade into a bottle. 191. Put bottle in the fridge. 192. Put the pitcher in the sink. 193. Wash the pitcher. 194. Rinse the pitcher. 195. Dry the pitcher or air dry. 196. Put pitcher away in cabinet. 197. Wipe the counter one last time. 198. Sweep any lemon bits off the floor. 199. Wash your hands. 200. Sit down and enjoy the fact that you made lemonade from

♥1,0625：Bro can't afford 5k electricity but can with tuna😭

♥2596：I ain't reading allat 200 steps lemonade🥀

♥5027：And then bro realises he has to pay

♥498：Here’s how to make lemonade in 300 steps 1. Decide to make lemonade. 2. Stand up. 3. Walk to the kitchen. 4. Look around. 5. Find the counter. 6. Find a cutting board. 7. Find a knife. 8. Find a pitcher. 9. Find a spoon. 10. Find a measuring cup. 11. Find a glass. 12. Find some lemons. 13. Count the lemons. 14. You need about 4–6 lemons. 15. Put the lemons on the counter. 16. Check that they aren’t moldy. 17. Pick up one lemon. 18. Feel its weight. 19. Put it back down. 20. Pick up another lemon. 21. Repeat until satisfied. 22. Wash your hands. 23. Turn on the faucet. 24. Wet your hands. 25. Add soap. 26. Scrub your palms. 27. Scrub between your fingers. 28. Rinse. 29. Dry your hands. 30. Wash the lemons. 31. Put the lemons under water. 32. Rub their surfaces. 33. Rinse them. 34. Dry them. 35. Put one lemon on the cutting board. 36. Pick up the knife. 37. Cut the lemon in half. 38. Put the knife down. 39. Pick up one lemon half. 40. Find your juicer. 41. Place the lemon on it. 42. Squeeze the lemon. 43. Collect the juice. 44. Remove the seeds. 45. Put the squeezed lemon aside. 46. Pick up another half. 47. Squeeze it. 48. Remove the seeds. 49. Continue with the remaining lemons. 50. Check how much juice you have. 51. Aim for about 1 cup. 52. Pour the juice into the pitcher. 53. Put the juicer away. 54. Put the lemons aside. 55. Find some sugar. 56. Measure ¾ cup sugar. 57. Pour the sugar into a separate container. 58. Find some water. 59. Measure 1 cup water. 60. Pour the water into a saucepan. 61. Put the saucepan on the stove. 62. Turn the burner on low. 63. Add the sugar. 64. Stir the sugar. 65. Keep stirring. 66. Watch the sugar dissolve. 67. Don’t walk away. 68. Keep the heat low. 69. Stir again. 70. Check the bottom. 71. Make sure nothing is sticking. 72. Keep stirring. 73. Wait until dissolved. 74. Turn off the burner. 75. Move the saucepan away. 76. Let it cool. 77. Congratulations. 78. You made simple syrup. 79. Wait a few minutes. 80. Check that it’s no longer extremely hot. 81. Pour the syrup into the pitcher. 82. Stir it. 83. Add about 3 cups cold water. 84. Stir again. 85. Look at the lemonade. 86. Smell it. 87. Admire it. 88. Stir again. 89. Taste a tiny amount. 90. Decide whether it’s sweet enough. 91. If it’s too sour, add sugar. 92. If it’s too sweet, add water. 93. If it’s too strong, add water. 94. If it’s too weak, add lemon juice. 95. Stir again. 96. Taste again. 97. Adjust if necessary. 98. Put the spoon down. 99. Find some ice. 100. Open the freezer. 101. Take out the ice tray. 102. Look at the ice. 103. Put the tray on the counter. 104. Twist the tray. 105. Release the cubes. 106. Put the ice in a bowl. 107. Repeat if necessary. 108. Fill a glass with ice. 109. Pick up the pitcher. 110. Pour lemonade into the glass. 111. Stop before overflowing. 112. Put the pitcher down. 113. Look at your lemonade. 114. Notice the ice floating. 115. Find a straw. 116. Put the straw in the glass. 117. Take a sip. 118. Enjoy the lemonade. 119. Take another sip. 120. Decide it tastes good. 121. Congratulations again. 122. You have lemonade. 123. But we’re only at 123 steps. 124. So we’re continuing. 125. Find a lemon. 126. Cut a thin slice. 127. Make a small cut in the slice. 128. Put it on the glass. 129. Admire the presentation. 130. Take another sip. 131. Find some mint. 132. Wash the mint. 133. Pick off a few leaves. 134. Put them in your hand. 135. Smell them. 136. Add them to the lemonade. 137. Stir gently. 138. Take another sip. 139. Decide whether you like mint. 140. If not, remove it. 141. If yes, keep it. 142. Find your refrigerator. 143. Put the pitcher inside. 144. Close the refrigerator. 145. Wait five minutes. 146. Open the refrigerator. 147. Take the pitcher out. 148. Pour another glass. 149. Add ice. 150. Add lemonade. 151. Add another lemon slice. 152. Take a sip. 153. Realize this is taking forever. 154. Remember you requested 300 steps. 155. Continue anyway. 156. Look at the pitcher. 157. Check the lemonade level. 158. Stir the pitcher. 159. Put the spoon down. 160. Wash the spoon. 161. Rinse the spoon. 162. Dry the spoon. 163. Put it away. 164. Wash the cutting board. 165. Rinse it. 166. Dry it. 167. Put it away. 168. Wash the knife. 169. Dry the knife. 170. Put it away. 171. Clean the counter. 172. Wipe the counter. 173. Wipe it again. 174. Throw away lemon seeds. 175. Throw away lemon peels. 176. Take out the trash if necessary. 177. Wash your hands again. 178. Dry your hands. 179. Return to the lemonade. 180. Take another sip. 181. Consider adding sparkling water. 182. Find sparkling water. 183. Open the bottle. 184. Pour a little into the glass. 185. Stir gently. 186. Taste it. 187. Decide whether you like it. 188. Add more if desired. 189. Stir again. 190. Enjoy the fizz. 191. Look at the clock. 192. Realize you’re almost done. 193. Except you’re only at 193. 194. Keep going. 195. Find a coaster. 196. Put the glass on it. 197. Find another coaster. 198. Put the pitcher on it. 199. Make sure it’s stable. 200. Take another sip. 201. Congratulations: 200 steps. 202. Stretch your arms. 203. Look outside. 204. Think about summer. 205. Think about lemons. 206. Think about lemonade. 207. Return your attention to the pitcher. 208. Check the temperature. 209. Decide it’s cold enough. 210. Add another ice cube. 211. Watch it float. 212. Stir it. 213. Take another sip. 214. Find a napkin. 215. Wipe your mouth. 216. Put the napkin aside. 217. Check for seeds. 218. No seeds? 219. Excellent. 220. Keep drinking. 221. Consider making more. 222. Decide whether you have enough. 223. Look at the remaining lemons. 224. Count them again. 225. Decide to save them. 226. Put them in the refrigerator. 227. Close the refrigerator. 228. Return to your glass. 229. Take another sip. 230. Enjoy. 231. We’re almost there. 232. Very almost. 233. Actually, not really. 234. But that’s okay. 235. Pick up the pitcher. 236. Pour another glass. 237. Add ice. 238. Add mint. 239. Add a lemon slice. 240. Add a straw. 241. Stir gently. 242. Take a sip. 243. Nod approvingly. 244. Put the glass down. 245. Pick it back up. 246. Take another sip. 247. Put it down again. 248. Look at the pitcher. 249. Notice it’s getting empty. 250. Celebrate reaching 250. 251. Take a break. 252. Resume. 253. Check the recipe. 254. Realize you already know it. 255. Look at your lemonade. 256. Decide it’s refreshing. 257. Take another sip. 258. Swirl the glass. 259. Watch the ice move. 260. Take another sip. 261. Put the glass down. 262. Pick up the pitcher. 263. Pour the last little bit. 264. Add ice. 265. Stir. 266. Take a sip. 267. Smile. 268. Put the glass down. 269. Clean the pitcher. 270. Rinse the pitcher. 271. Wash the pitcher. 272. Rinse it again. 273. Dry it. 274. Put it away. 275. Check the kitchen. 276. Make sure the stove is off. 277. Make sure the faucet is off. 278. Make sure the refrigerator is closed. 279. Throw away any remaining trash. 280. Wash your hands. 281. Dry your hands. 282. Return to your lemonade. 283. Take one final sip. 284. Decide it was worth it. 285. Remember the basic recipe. 286. Lemons. 287. Sugar. 288. Water. 289. Ice. 290. Stir. 291. Taste. 292. Adjust. 293. Chill. 294. Pour. 295. Drink. 296. Enjoy. 297. Tell your friends you made lemonade. 298. They ask how. 299. Tell them it took 300 steps. 300. Congratulations. You have successfully made lemonade. 🍋🥤